Don't knock Santa Felicidade. Also enjoy being in Curitiba for me and go to the Japanese park for me because I miss it.

My mom had a premonition that she was going to die young and has her funeral all planned out because of this (she's only 49) and so when she get out of hand I always threaten to have her buried without her favorite shoes. I think the ash diamonds are a nice way to live on.

This is also my plan. I've threatened to turn my mom onto one of those ash/diamond necklaces that were on here before but this might be a better threat.

I know a lady who had her beloved poodle stuffed and then he was buried with her. It was actually kind of sweet if you knew her and Snowflake.

I did that once as a child, my mom laughed at me for about a week.

I agree with you on the pound cake. My dad makes cakes and he uses an allergy free dye (idk what it's called but my sister is allergic to a lot of those reds and oranges) and it doesn't have that weird dye taste.

This is my absolute favorite by far

This is really dumb but anything about the world cup i making me really homesick so I just cried over a shakira song. I'm such a baby.

I think if you're going for realistic, red velvet is best. Also it is delicious

My friend's name is Ronda, her dad is Ron

I just got a mental picture of my fiance sitting naked in a baby pool of fruit salad lol

I'm in law school and all legal arguments with my fiance are futile because he is an expert in bird law.

I saw one at the dollar store, my mom said "now no one has an excuse" lol

I have been there too. I just ended up paying at the pharmacy real quick then ran to the bathroom in the store. The drive home is just too much stress.

It was mostly the teasing from the bartenders that got me. I knew what color fruit went with what drink but when I was prepping lemons/limes I kept prepping the wrong ones and not the ones on the prep list

Also all limp, in the words of my friend Ronda "I'm not trying to see no tiny ghost dick!"

Rose's is the only way to to get my gimlet fix lately. it's sad but like my grandma says "the man with no dog must hunt with cats"

This was the thing that gave me the most trouble as a bartender (I'm from Brazil). I moved here when I was 7 but I never had to pay attention to the difference.

I found a leave in olive oil cream at the dollar store and it is like magic for my dry curly hair especially in the summer when it's muggy

I have to pick, nice food or nice litter bc I'm broke. I picked nice food because it ends up lasting longer, he seems to get fuller faster. The cheap litter ends up lasting as long as the nice kind so I get less bang for my buck.