My Grandpa had a birthday/shower. My grandma was setting up for his birthday party while pregnant and she went into labor 3 weeks early and they lived on a farm so my Grandma had my mom in the bedroom, her sister called the party guests to tell them not to come but they came anyway, with birthday and baby gifts. My…

soon to be Mrjujube got invited to one those and he loved it. I think diapers are a great gift to any new parents. I proposed a joint shindig like this for our future jujubes but he said he wouldn't like rubbing booze in my face and has hated every baby shower he has ever been to (his sister's)

Robert is scared of mean Joffrey

Thank you, I think it's pretty awesome too :)

Those were my thoughts too. My great grandma's farm used to breed rodeo horses (she's almost 100 now and her kids switched focus to the tangerine orchards bc they don't know anything ab horses) and all I could think ab was her getting kicked/stepped on and the fact that a horse penis is no joke

I was pretty bummed because I feel that all women want their mothers to be excited with them. My fiance and I are still going to school so their reaction was very silly.

My family moved to the US from Brazil when I was 7 and my maternal grandparents were a huge part of my life then because they took care of me while my parents worked. I still think my grandma is the greatest person on earth and I wish I was as lucky as your son to have them close (instead I got a side piece so I have…

That will most likely be my experience, my mom had a panic attack and threw up when I got engaged bc she was afraid I would give up on law school.

No you are not, I watch it with both of my parents. I think that can't be awkward about sex around them anymore since I already walked in on them doing the deed.

I'm in Toledo for school and I pass that Del Taco all the time. I've never eaten there but now I'm curious

TURTLE TIMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I kneed my bully in the balls and from then on elementary school was much easier

I had never even seen a chik-fil-a until I moved for law school. It was a moral conundrum bc their sauce is amazing and their nuggets taste like real chicken, unlike McD's

unless you are my fiance who takes the phone to the bathroom with him for a long poop so he has something to do...I have sadly begun to pick up this habit

My mom buys me the fancy stuff because she loves my "Pocahontas" hair, I also have to use coconut/olive oil masks. Long hair is expensive but worth it

our bodies, ourselves was one of the best things my mom could have given me and it made any conversation with her way less awkward.

3rd (ed?) by a Brazilian girl who grew up in a small Midwest US town w/ no POC

I know a guy named Bill Jim for that exact reason, not William James...Bill Jim

I broke one of our little vacuums before because my hair got all wrapped around the bristles. Everyone I know with long, thick, dark hair has the same problem. I refuse to cut it though (Pocahontas hair FO LYFE)

I looooove Dollywood!