I had one of these and it was amazing, it was even passed down to my sister. My mom was never big on giving us gender related presents, those always came from other people.

the Mr. is always confused by all the different kind of bras in all the colors and also bra sizes. He gets panicky when the sales associates walk up to him and ask questions.

rule 1 is my biggest problem with this whole shindig

I want all the clean things! You are like the fairy godmother of clean

I was on a roller coaster and he turned to me and said "hey! want to get married?" and I said "sure! yay!" Then a week later he gave me a ring and it was great

My sis and I went to Hogwarts for thanksgiving! She's my mini me (I'm 22, she's 11) and she throws more shade than I knew possible. I love her and she will never be kicked out of my house, even though she did get my room and my colonial 4 poster bed when I left for law school.

If there are that many quotes then more people deserve credit for this book, I want ALL the authors!

not that she'll have much of her curtains left after this

How do you not "appropriate" a child while pregnant? I just do not even understand what is going on with that sentence...

I have no hate for Kanye or the Kardashians but this video deserves the mockery bc it looks like he made it himself with an old green screen he found in his parents' basement. Also the track itself is not well produced.

I can't handle this, she eat her consonants and it's not in the right key.

That was me on a flight to Brazil and the man was a very deep sleeper, I had to vault over him to get to the bathroom at night

I blaspheme often and use numerous religious figures but from now on the Hole Virgin Flapper Mary has my sole devotion

sara-lee makes a very good pre-made version but it's only available between october and december.

pumpkin cheesecake is manna from God himself. It is pumpkin pie + cheescake and my mom stocks up on them for the year

Thank you I was just about to post this, the man did not live in a dangerous neighborhood. He lived in Dearborn for God's sake. People need to stop acting like anything in or around Detroit is falling face first into hell. There are plenty of safe and nice places in the area and in Detroit

yes! so nasally, she's not even in the same key as Julie Andrews when she sings sound of music. I need a real soprano!

ugh my mom was the same way, except sometimes she wouldn't even talk she would give me the LOOK and then just walk away like she regreted giving birth to me.

I feel you, my parents and little sis are only 2 hours away but the rest of my family is in Brazil and skype is a life saver bc it actually gives me a relationship with my family.

Yeah I'm glad it wasn't worse. The EMTs told us he could have just waited it out and been ok. My mom said they wasted good boner time, lol