And since the Timberwolves play in the Target Center, I’m sure there are plenty of ads for him to uh...target.

If Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Bennett is Pancake Syrup Jordan.

Off-Target Center

Anthony Bennett: “Coach, I was trying to hit the open target”

If Wiggins is Maple Jordan, Bennett is Mabel Jordan.

Bennett Like Beckham.

they’re paying about four million too much to waive jerome williams and grady sizemore during the first week of june.

Hey, huh, mine did the same thing.

I am happy for you that your grandfather died.

I am so glad my grandfather lived to see the Phillies win their last WS, and then died after they lost to the Yanks the next year.

I actually like it. It's cleaner and I can find everything with minimal effort. There's still a lot going on, but it's an improvement all around.

It feels cluttered compared to the old one, at least the mobile site does, but more than likely in a month I'll forget it was ever any different.

Dem titties.

Does anyone else read what Kyle Wagner writes in Pablo Torre's voice? Are they the same person?

I get that DS is general interest and not very nerdy, and, honestly the NBA nerds have been tough on Jackson this year, too. But there are some flaws in this analysis:

These are really awesome but....

But end-zone cameras are too expensive.

$77.5 million. Never lived there. Another of his homes, plural. But remember, kids, taxing the rich is bad for the country. Somehow.

How is the MLB going to distract the general public without dingers?