This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.

No caviar shall be allowed in the owners box for six games.

I'm with you there. Guys who beat their wives and kids don't get nearly the hate this guy does.

To be fair, he is a more a hair puller/scratcher type, not a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick type, so legs aren't an integral part of his assaults on women.

To be fair to Mariotti, the only reason he's doing these glamour shots in the street is because he's banned from the mall.

FYI, there has been conflicting reports ranging from "tons of obscene language" to "no obscene language". In my opinion, I would hope he would have said something like "You can fucking afford it. The Commissioner makes more than the GDP of most states. Fuck you. Fuck Harbaugh. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you."…

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

NOOOOOO, this show was ameeeeeezing!

Hahahaha. Well done. This is relevant to my interests.

Dad?

"Fuck Bobbleheads Seriously"

Deadspin is a site for dads.

he had a weird name, suck`s that he is dead now. probably in hell too

Ravens win the Alternate Universe Super Bowl! Good luck with picking up the trophy. Wormholes are a bitch.

[hurls my head through my desk with enough force that it creates a new sun for a picosecond]

Oh, like in the poem? I understand this reference exists.

Nevermore.

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

well...I guess that means he should start seeking other employment opportunities... I hear that website Jelopnik is hiring.