Jameis was dumb for doing this, but how do you go through getting to the stadium, putting on your full pads, and warming up for at least a few minutes without another coach/a player/an administrator/a fan/a university employee/a water or towel boy saying "oh hey Jameis you can't do that"?

I can't believe I'm about to defend Jameis Winston (who for the record I think is a rapist) but come on man, all he did was yell out some stupid meme. If this had happened a few years ago he would've yelled "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER" which honestly would have been way, way better because then guys like Peter King and…

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Funny you bring up Peyton Manning. Back in 1996 when he was around Jameis Winston's age, Peyton exposed himself to a female athletic trainer at the Univ. of Tennessee and placed his privates on her face. Manning and the University ultimately settled with the trainer out of court.

You don't think Peyton Manning, Cam Newton or Tom Brady ever did anything dumb or vulgar? Hahahaha. Okay.

Would you see Peyton Manning, Cam Newton or any other top flight guy say that shit? Hes a fuckin moron. Next thing you know, he's gonna be drunk as fuck, passed out on giant swan after doin "KaCaine" in the bathroom. And ya im pissed I gotta watch a backup tonight

This is an accurate description of the process.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

This study is highly flawed without an investigation into three slices.

I think they were back there "honoring" Native Americans with a "traditional" "rain-dance."

I dunno, maybe when the player is enraged and charging at the umpire?

Say what you will about Papelbon, but this is a bullshit double standard. Player can't touch an ump, so what gives an ump the right to touch a player?

I'll bet this scenario showed up on Vince Young's wonderlic test, too.

That's what a Texas education gets you.

God, this is going to be so embarrassing for Dolan when he finds out that Trayvon Martin is not the name of the cars that James Bond drives.

Dolan plz

When it comes to social media, Jeter's more of a Tinder guy.

Jeter's Inbox:

Holy shit it's already below freezing in Canada!??!1??

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…