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Personally, I thought he would have fit better with New York and Phil Jackson's Triangular Trade Offense.

"El Paso" is definitely not Spanish for "a salad for lunch and a sensible dinner".

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Love your comment, but at the same time I can't help but hear Bill Murray in Ghostbusters ("what did you do, Ray?") whenever someone asks any question that ends in ".. , Ray?"

Where's the white jacket, Ray?

Nope, but Ray Rice jerseys still are! Get them in pink to support women (or something)!

Are they available for purchase from the NFL store yet?

The only way I'm going to an NFL game is if I can bring my "Roger Goodell is Ray Rice's Left Hand" sign to the game.

What was seen earlier was a video from outside the elevator. The video from today was from inside the elevator

How about the fans who gave him a standing ovation:

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

I asked this on another post, but is there a Gawker family tree for all the sites and subsides with a short description of the sites?

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

People in Vegas love the Cowboys because they've made so much money betting against them.

Wait, what? He grew up in Boca Raton and went to Miami.

No trash talk can top a "scoreboard"

Mark Richt is now my favorite coach for the week; that's same damn good, cold comebacking there.

This is not the way I thought I would hear about Joan Rivers' passing.