Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

Don't forget how travel miles affect schedule difficulty, with West teams traveling farther than East teams. Portland, as the NW outpost, always leads the league.

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Jesus, pineapple?! The fuck is wrong with you guys! Put raspberry back at the top where it belongs.

/tattoos lawn on shoulder

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

This guy gets ripped on and some of it is earned but he's a breath of fresh air and took butt fumble boy to the AFC CG twice. Good defense or not that's impressive.

Ouch!

Cimini: "HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN' BOYS?"

Then Cimini guaranteed a Super Bowl win.

Say what you will about Ryan. But I'll take and enjoy him and his personality over a stuffy arrogant Bill Belichick.

Ray Rice's case was not domestic abuse. Max Kellerman's story was not domestic abuse.

So to prevent anyone (else) from saying something inappropriate about the Ray Rice situation, ESPN decided it's better to not have anyone say anything at all? It says a lot about the "embrace debate" culture when the network can't trust its own on-air talent not to say something stupid. Good lord.

Time for the Chiefs to go back to being the Chefs.

Toyota is the perfect sponsor for Red Zone offense, because no matter what you try, they're unstoppable.

What's it like punching your....errrrrrrr Richard Sherman?

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

This is going to be a lot of fun when they play the Jets and fans can't tell who they're supposed to throw their beers at.

Ferguson, Manigold and Papier-mâché

I don't know why the scouts are so down on him right now, obviously he can still throw gas.