Spoken like every Alabama fan ever.

Yeah but right now you suck.

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

With outrage like that, you could be like that napping fat dude and sue somebody.

It's because it worked. Yes middle infielders do this all the time and the announcers even said it's the oldest trick in the book. When it works, it's something to highlight no matter who did it.

You didn't get a signed baseball for your troubles, did you?

For reasons lost to me, ABC is either unwilling or unable to force affiliates a 16:9 SD letterbox. Fox did it years and years ago, but ABC still makes everything 4:3 crop safe.

12.8% of the screen!

You stick to soap operas. We'll stick to motorsport.

No question, this doesn't fall into the "don't steal in a 12-1 game in the 8th" category. This is a case of a team being frustrated/bitter that they haven't won a game in 2 weeks.

As a gay man, my experience of pole dancing has been limited to what I see on Real Housewives. Let's just say, it isn't very sexy. That said, this video is HOT. I now get why men want to see women pole dance.

Leave it to the pros

Like a fine wine, it only gets better with age

I just don't think she is billionaire mistress caliber.

I think she's hideous but I'm not a fan of obvious plastic surgery, blackmail and hypocrisy so that may be clouding my perception.

Cabrera's nut shot seemed so gratuitous. I mean, he already reached third base once.

You really gave 110% with this comment...

What I have learned from years of watching Maury Povich episodes is that when someone says they are more than 100% sure of something, the chances that it is a lie increase as the percentage increases. Those who are really telling the truth will say they are "100% sure." The liars say things like "A million percent…

What if I can't read? Do you know how long text-to-speech takes for a whole article!?

How did he pay for it? Draft prospect?