Five years left? So does Cano, yet the Mariners will be paying him for 10.

That's correct, and it was during the era when the Red Sox were painfully (deliberately) slow.

Glad to see that nice Spanish lady found work as a hairstylist.

Where have I seen this before?

Isn't that what I wrote? (eyes shift nervously around)

wouldn't it be Quatre-vingt cinq? And under Chad's translation machine it would be Huit Cinq

Completely agree that they botched this, but do you really think no one would have batted an eye if they said "we released him because he's a selfish dick" 30 minutes after the gang ties story? The Deadspin coverage would have (rightfully) been about how the Eagles smeared him to avoid looking like they cut him for…

Now you're just trolling our poor humor-deficient friend. Do your part for aspergers victims by allowing them to smugly correct your (clearly intentional) mistakes and derive some satisfaction. Their lives are already hard enough seeing as no one wants to be their friend.

In all the top songs of the year lists I saw, everyone listed "Dream House", which is fine except for the fact that it's not as good as "The Pecan Tree". The last few minutes of that song is probably the best moment of the year in music in 2013.

#CancelDeadspin

Isn't "gooks" a slur against Vietnamese people, anyway?

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

Well, they already have the new Coach.

The Jets really could use him.

Jets have 50 million in cap space once they cut Sanchez, and no more Cromartie. Just sayin..

The Revis trade to the Bucs should go down as the biggest success(Jets) and blunder(Bucs) since the Ricky Williams deal. The Jets got for what is now going to be a 1 year rental, a mid 1st that later became DROY, and a soon to be 4th.

That's lady's thong kept showing.