Maybe I just know good people but who the fuck are the women saying this?
I don't know anyone, white or otherwise, who doesn't think Beyonce is the business.

fart like a Clydesdale

Shakira doesn't even look good with Shakira hair

If it had been a funeral, it may have been inappropriate, but this was a memorial and a celebration of Mandela's life. It was a festive occasion.

Can we have a happy news day with more stories like this. Just one day where nothing negative is posted. I don't care if it is an entire feed of puppies and videos from this football game. It's just so nice to see great people helping each other and being kind to each other.

Any prosecutor who would prosecute a recovering addict for discussing past use needs to be ran out of town with pitch forks.

I hope the rest of you read this and took it to heart.

Ugh. I don't get how someone could say "Mean people need Jesus" without realizing that packed into that sentiment is "You can't be good without God" and even worse, "People who cross me deserve Hell."

It's a nickname, dude. Not everything has to be about feminism and "reducing" women.

She's not perfect, no one is. I see where a lot of those things are cringe worthy and offensive, but some I don't get. Does that make me a horrible person, too?

The world will always do its absolute best to knock down any independent woman a peg or two to keep her in her place. I don't see this article discussing 'has been' male actors getting the "backlash" treatment? I guess because that never happens.

Are you on the right website? Can I direct you to someplace else? (Said with the concern one might have for a lost elderly person or child one finds at the mall.)

1) 'Ship is a verb

Hell no! I want my sister to come home! She's bringing her Aussie boyfriend for his first American Thanksgiving and we want to see how many lies about the holiday he'll believe!

Fuck, I just posted this on the racist sexist uncle article on Gawker. Well:

Tomorrow I spend the holiday with my entire extended family, all of whom recently shared this on facebook:

A cubic yard of pie and ice cream is a happy story, not a horror story.

Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

One time, I got copied on an email that someone shouldn't have copied me on because it was basically a big rant about me. I was so pissed I sent an email back to all of the recipients that contained nothing but an ellipsis. An ellipsis.

Chianti? Not unless it's a really special meal. If you catch my drift.