Anybody else see the headline and thought we were talking menstruation, or just me?

One time, I got copied on an email that someone shouldn't have copied me on because it was basically a big rant about me. I was so pissed I sent an email back to all of the recipients that contained nothing but an ellipsis. An ellipsis.

Chianti? Not unless it's a really special meal. If you catch my drift.

I am so verklempt!

I disagree. Some people really love to be contrary, but even J-Law's haters secretly love her. It's science.

SETH AND BLAIR!

Must be that I coveted Miley's brows so hard, they fell off her face and are inchworming their way to my house right now!

*dead*

One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.

Previously from that class:

I'm guessing the magic is called a weave. :)

What's wrong with this? I'm surprised Jezebel is coming down on this. I don't smoke pot but there is absolutely nothing wrong with people who do - it hurts no one it's the most harmless drug there is. It absolutely should be legal. Props to Miley for giving it media attention.

THIS. Because regardless of whether you like her songs or not, I've seen her in concert and she doesn't lip-synch. And she doesn't need to. Her voice is incredible and she actually sings because she has musical talent. It's refreshing.

Don't forget this.

Sit down, everyone else. The Queen of the North is talking.

I'm going to start a change.org petition calling for change.org to stop allowing stupid petitions.

My nephew as the world's blondest, cutest Superman.

I made myself a Jem and the Holograms costume this year :) Wearing it to an 80s dance party Saturday, too!

oh, hush. She's taking a snap of herself (looking awesome!!) in a halloween costume. Lets not read too much into this ok?