OMG this gif. You are amazing.

GILLIAN >>>>>

Best. Gif. Ever.

Her eyebrows are so unfortunate.

Here's a pic of my son's surprise Christmas gift! We pick her up on Christmas Eve. She's a dapple miniature dachshund.

Fuck. Yes.

Katie Couric's eye makeup is ghastly. Looks like she used crusty, old mascara!

I think it's a perfect touch that she has been voting for Bristol Palin nonstop in DWTS on Facebook.

I'm laughing so hard there are actual tears. Oh my god.

Hell yes!

Damnit, Maine.

I know we're all pretty paranoid and this was a calibration glitch, but still. For the love of god, everything for the remainder of the day better go smoothly.

Begin building my secluded uni-bomber cabin (minus the bombs). No cable. Have a disposable cell phone to only be used to call the White House and ask if their refrigerator is running and hang up. Every hour, for four years.

I'm going to develop a bleeding ulcer by this evening. OMG. I need a direct line to Rachel Maddow. Hold me.

This is the third Presidential election I have voted in. First one in 2004 was via absentee ballot since I was away at college. In 2008, I waited (gladly) in a three-hour line in downtown Columbus, Ohio to vote. This morning, in Portsmouth, VA, I waited outside for about 45 minutes. Once I got inside, there was…

I had a friend in elementary school that was not allowed to watch "The Smurfs" because of this kind of shit. Something about Gargamel being a witch or something.

I long for the day Ann Coulter says something and no one cares.

Gahhh, Helen Hunt is so gorgeous.

Thank you!

Yes, you're absolute right. They are tampon resistent too. If the parachute is within a 10 mile radius of a tampon, it will fail to open and you're plum out of luck.