Ditto! I love Nuvaring and I don't smoke, so I wonder how much lower that risk is. :/ Man, all good things get ruined!

Pretty sure I just face-palmed myself a head injury.

Ditto on both parts - Lifetime sob and on the outs with Gawker.

Cannot stop giggling.

...or else it gets the hose again!

Tyrion. He drinks more than Don, and he's like half Don's size. #teamtyrion

I am ashamed to have lived in Fayetteville, the 3 years I was stationed at Bragg. Unfortunately, it isn't so shocking. Ft. Bragg is one of the largest military installations in the world and home of one of the most "old school" units, IMO. DADT was repealed, yes, but the homophobia is still rampant. All these…

OMG. Is this gif from 101 Dalmatians? LOVE.

This face will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life. WHY. WHY would anyone think this is healthy or attractive?!

My kid I had 3 weeks early (and they say your first one is always late. Ha.) I was in grad school taking summer classes during my last trimester, so I constantly was walking (waddling?) around a large campus. Two days before I went into labor, my best friend's boyfriend made the spiciest habanero BBQ sauce ever to…

I'm all about organ donation, but I think it's ridiculous to put on a social networking site. What next, a badge proudly displaying our blood type? The culture of over-sharing online has to stop. It's social networking, not a diary, not a medical file.

This is horrifying. I will now obsess over my dog's bed for the remainder of my life.

Ditto... allergic to the whole lot.

At my last doctor's visit, I was asked my sexual orientation and the gender and number of my current sexual partners. WTF.

Oh my god... how long ago was this pic of her taken?@! It hardly looks like her! Like you said, not bad at all - just doesn't look like the same damn person!

Pretty sure a Hawaii pan would be the worst. If you cut up a sausage link and divided them among the islands, you could fry one sausage link at a time.

Michelle Obama better hide her jewels if Lindsay Lohan is coming!

Ha! Mine will be 3 in August as well... creepy! :)

"Lady-slaves from Belarus"... and there goes my tea, out my nose.

She looks just like Stephanie March! (Who is gorgeous, btw.)