BEST DAY EVER.

Well I am interested in how Dexter deals with whats-her-face getting juiced and how to deal with her jerky kids plus his own baby... I hated that whole thing... I was so okay with the step kids but once Dexter had a kid of his own it felt so... un-Dexterlike.

Oh no... really?! I am just starting season 5 tonight actually to get caught up!@ Is it bad? I figured season4 could not be topped.

I appreciate the use of "warsh" immensely.

The dog was a total kelpto? *shrugs*

OMGWTFBBQ? *dies*

OMG. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

I could not agree more

Just came back from a trip I've been looking forward to for months - ruined by the people I chose to bring with me (it was an all expense paid trip). The best trip I ever took was when I backpacked Europe solo in 2008. Met cool folks in hostels to drink and explore with and then when I wanted to do my own thing - it…

*snickers*

That's what he said.

Why the hell do people constantly abuse 911? Do people do this because they legitimately don't know what 911 is for? Or do they do it for attention? I just don't understand!

What the fuck is wrong with people.

OMG Cracked.com is THE BEST.

I fall into the Wikipedia hole several times a week.

I remember back in the olden days when we worked part time jobs and saved for the things we wanted!

I've found that United planes have even less leg room than other airlines I have flown recently. United will also offer you the amazing option to pay $35 for "extra leg room"... aka a normal amount of leg room given on any other airline. After flying from Ohio to Phoenix with United with a toddler on my lap... never…