Imagine a Bachmann-Palin ticket! LOL

So excited for The Big C - this show is hysterical. Laura Linney is fantastic.

LMFAO.

I'm not sure what the big deal about colored badges is. It is not that fucking serious. In my workplace (I'm a Department of the Army contractor), we have different badges for different people... red, yellow, green, and white. The white is for the Army guys (your standard military ID), the ID with the green stripe…

AMEN!

Team Toni!

@septiums: ZING!

@mordicai: RIGHT?! Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

@BetteD: Dita Von Teese is SO effing amazing. No, for real. Amazing.

@Deeba: well it depends on the kind of money, because different species have different levels of sexual dimorphism... but yes in general, the Homo sapiens do have a better rack than our primate ancestors. (Sorry, anthropologist here. :)

Well obviously I don't know what goes in my own body and must rely on tests done on our relatives, the monkeys.

@Snarfblat: Oh god........... This makes me feel so nostalgic.

Oh I love Ice and Belz!

When I was pregnant I went to the bar several times... how else am I going to watch Ohio State games with my friends or go see a our friend who is in a band play? The Buckeyes and rock concerts don't come to my house just because I'm pregnant! What even!

Patton Oswalt WINS.

LOL this guy is so cray! he is going to be on the radio in the morning. Love living in the O-H... par for the course, really.

@buzzgirl: YES.

She doesn't have it in HD... how tacky.

@sugarhoneybabycakes: I'd had it one other time since that time... I tried to take a shot of it straight, spilled half of it down me because I nearly gagged... and it ate the spray tan off my my flesh... wherever the liquid touched, the spray tan was GONE. that shit is not right.