Cardi B escaped an abusive relationship by stripping. Believe it or not, there are many folks without options. That was her only option and she seized it. Cardi is a real deal, self made, cinderella in bloody shoes. The story doesn’t resonate because it isn’t for you. Bodak yellow is #1 because she represents an often…

Maybe they’re dating not because they’re celebrities interested in dating another celebrity of equal celebrity status but because they are two humans who met while doing charity work and fell in love? Or I’m a sucker.

Surely you have enough self awareness to recognize how very shitty that statement it.

“Avoid the pole altogether” is always a bullshit sentiment, but Cardi B has given interviews about how stripping saved her life. It was the only financial path she had out of an abusive relationship. Your sanctimonious quips are cruel and ignorant.

That’s nice to hear. I have heard from multiple sources that you won’t find a more consummate professional on a set than Kim Kardashian. So as far as I’m concerned they can keep on keeping on. I don’t watch the show or buy any K products but I’ve also known much smaller potatoes with much larger egos and a propensity…

Maybe avoid the pole altogether next time?

I can share one positive piece of gossip about the Kardashians that I’ve heard from people in the know that increases my patience for them:

Dannnnnggggg can’t a ho shine????? She literally went from the strip club to top of the charts..... give her cred where it’s due

So annoying that Missy Elliott didn’t get no.1 for Work It, it’s THE SONG of 2002 and yet Nelly ft. Kelly Roland? I don’t even remember “Dilema” was it good?

I’ve tried to like/understand the appeal here and I don’t get it. (I’m old, but not that old.) The song is no different or better than the seemingly endless “trap” songs saturating the world right now. And she is not any more charismatic, goodlooking than any other female artist out there. Nor is she an exceptional…

I imagine it takes a LOT of time, energy and money. Three things I have in short supply and am unwilling to spend in order to look “pristine”. Then again, I am not paid to keep up those kinds of appearances. Your average social media celeb is. Don’t know about your fellow bridesmaids, though.

I assume it’s exhausting? It seems exhausting anyway. Perhaps when you make your first million someone hands you an informative pamphlet?

I spent the whole weekend in comfy clothes without makeup. It was glorious. The amount of effort and money spent on looking maintained can be used playing with my dogs or sending it to a charity that rescues dogs or buying cute dog related toys and such. Basically, time and money on nails/looking pretty is better…

With the ring thing, my mind immediately goes to wondering what their SOs do to afford such jewelry. Do they put it on credit cards? Where is all this diamond buying money coming from???

I don’t mind/care about kardashians much but they do make me wonder what it’s like to be a woman who always looks pristine. Hair, nails, face, clothes... even when they’re in sweats they look great.

All I know is I can’t stop thinking of cannolis

I think of canoodling as early relationship performance art... the whole point of which is for others to see that the two are totally In Lurve and together.

No, we normal people don’t canoodle, just like we don’t “rock” every piece of clothing we wear, nor do we “slam” every piece of news we don’t like.

No. Canoodling is reserved for those who live their private lives publicly in the hopes of getting exposure. 

Is canoodling the exclusive purview of celebrities, or are we plebes allowed to canoodle as well?