A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

I don’t like to trust in post life punishment. Rather just put them in jail now.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

They later apologized in a video viewed over 5 million times.

Let’s just say that Ebony isn’t the first “woke” publication that treats its freelancers like dog shit, and it won’t be the last. A socially conscious business is still just that, a business, and therefore they aren’t exempt from shitty practices.

That’s “future senator Kid Rock” to you, Kate

How very nice.

I’m hoping this continues forever, like the story about the child carrying the calf up the mountain without skipping a day. Soon Khaled will be lugging around a 6-foot teenager like a sack of groceries.

If I called in to donate and Jared Leto picked up the phone, I would hang up and try again, hoping to talk to someone less shitty.

That was my thought exactly. As someone who has long wished I could change my voicemail greeting to “Hang up and send me an email”, Jeremy Renner’s face is my face every time I have to talk to someone on the phone. (Which is unfortunate, since I’m an executive assistant and a large portion of my job is answering…

Australian tabloid journalism is fahking weeeahd, mate.

This is my hometown. Here’s the local report.

They were all doing coke right?

I’m guessing it will more like a Treyvon Martin thing — “oh, I was so afraid of the nasty homeless guy that I followed him as he was walking away and shot him twice! So afraid!”

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

There’s almost no chance she didn’t intend to kill him.

If you have no intention of killing someone, you shouldn’t pull the trigger.