And his supermom, has, no question, had to eat a ton of shit and fend off a ton of grope entitled assholes in her life—she just didn’t tell her kid about it.

Ugh. Grown women sisters don’t bathe together. That is some male fantasy shit right there.

Cool. I’m a reluctant skeptic - as in, I really want to believe in ghosts and mediums and paranormal etcetera, but I just don’t. Nothing that would fit in a spooky Halloween roundup has ever happened to me and it all seems so implausible. I would love love love to have an experience like this, even if I spent the next…

I hate it when men respond to these stories with anecdotes about the women in their life who took no shit. You can be a quick-thinking badass and still freeze in situations where you’re being assaulted. It has nothing to do with how strong, smart or brave you are.

Unfortunately, I know how you feel. I’m glad you dumped that shithead, too.

Not medium well done?

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

I like that they tried to make the fact that she acted like a professional after the fact some indication that she didn’t mind. Look at the picture. She’s a fucking pro. This guy’s scum.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

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If it’s medical, it’s 100% his responsibility to take care of. I’m not my husband’s mom and I don’t make doctor appointments for him.

Exactly. It’s not the dog’s fault, Justin needs to get his ass home or do something about the barking.

You mean that you’re stuck with.

Why would you side against someone complaining about a barking dog? Being rescued doesn’t make them any less noisy. The person wanting to rescue animals should do so without leaving the pet unsupervised and disturbing neighbors who didn’t sign up for that.

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

A condo is an apartment that you own.

My mom, who hasn’t lived in a apartment in 50 years, can’t understand why I won’t consider buying a condo. It’s because if I’m going to live somewhere I can hear the neighbors fart, I want to at least have someone else responsible for fixing anything broken. If I’m going to sink my money into property, it’s going to…

A good rule in disputes between neighbors, especially rich, privileged ones, is trust no one. There are truly horrible neighbors who impose extreme noise on others. There are also truly horrible neighbors who have eggshell-like sensitivity to every little thing (“your tree’s too tall,” “your air conditioner’s too…

No, only men with no boundaries (plus two eyes and a wifi password). Whether or not “no boundaries” is a descriptor that applies to men in general is left to the reader to determine. Don’t blame people for the interpretations you project onto their words!