That Danny Ocean track is perfect for a Sunday afternoon of cocktails in the sun. Thanks for the intro.

I do not understand the love for this song. My Bieber summer banger of choice was “I’m The One.”

For some reason friends and family occasionally give me candles. I don’t burn them because (1) I don’t think to and (2) I have small children, but I can’t throw away a gift and they make the room smell better. Judge me how you will.

I feel like I have the exact same problem as Selena*. I want people to see me as a sexy adult woman, but I’m cursed with a childlike face. Which of course only attracts the creepiest dudes. :/ At least she’s got the voice of a woman. I still sound 10.

Agreed. I got a Joe Malone candle as a gift and light that shit every chance I get. A far more well of friend has many and refuses to light them. What’s with that??

The vast majority of her acting work came before Brad. Her Oscar came before Brad. And your dislike of her films is entirely moot because she gets paid long before anyone sees them.

Don’t worry, she has plenty of money to pay someone to keep them from getting dusty...

This is unbelievable holy shit. That is so cruel. jesus.

There’s something about unlit candles as objets de décor that bugs me, creamy-white or not. Maybe it’s the denial of their purpose in the world. Yeah, sure, they look prettier before they get a blackened wick or god forbid, drips, but a dusty, unlit candle just makes me sad and annoyed. Candles are meant to provide…

She’s Jon Voight’s daughter. She didn’t start from 0. But she’s been acting/modeling since she was like 12 too. Gia and Hackers are two of her earlier well-known roles.

I think I’ve been trying to do my liquid eyeliner like Angie for 17 years now, and still failing. One cat-eye-wing always is always at a slightly wrong angle.

My own opinion: it is perfectly appointed.

I have been trying to figure out how she became so loaded, before BP. Was it the Lara Croft work? I don’t really like any of the movies that I’ve seen her in.

You don’t have someone who’s livelihood comes from applying it.

Selena Gomez is an adult woman - she’s allowed and should be encouraged to make whatever art she wants. She shouldn’t be confined to a “sexy teen” forever (like, what? ew) just because of her young features.

Using “creamy-white” three times in the same paragraph disturbs me on a visceral level.

Now THAT is how I always want my eyeliner to look but somehow I always end up closer to this:

I’ve never had an emotional breakdown in a freezer before. Looks fun.

It’s def pretty. I don’t get her angst, but it’s pretty.

That headline is AMAZING. My hat is off.