Because buying items for homes, wardrobes, and maintaining social relationships is a woman’s job, duh! Any men who go must be martyrs bestowing august companionship and VALUABLE LEISURE time on the needy wimminz frittering away male video-game time by hunting down appropriate or economical merchandise.

Why wouldn’t husbands and wives just go on their own damned shopping excursions unless there is something to be procured that is of interest to both of them? I have never understood this tired-out cliche of the poor dumbass whiny husband being “dragged” shopping by the demanding wife. The last time my wife and I went…

God forbid they spend one minute participating in an activity that doesn’t specifically revolve around feeding them sexually, emotionally, or spiritually!!!

It’s not going to be all composted when you empty it. You also need to keep dumping wood shavings in it so that it decomposes in the right way, and I read a delightful piece of advice that said, “Make sure you have fine wood shavings. If they are too coarse, they will not absorb the odor” in your 200 sq. foot home.…

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

That’s what I always think. I would love to buy a small, one bedroom bungalow like my grandmother had, just for myself. But the truth is that where I live its really hard to find places that size. Those old modestly sized bungalows now need a lot of renovation. And everything new is huge!

Any time I see lofts or ladders to beds I think, “what if they have to pee in the middle of the night?” I can barely drag my sleep-drunken ass down the hallway let outline navigate a ladder in the middle of the night.

My thoughts exactly. I’ve lived “open concept” my whole life. One foot in the living room, one foot in the kitchen, two steps from my bedroom. All of the cooking and living smells circulate. Give me a classy house where every activity is cut off from the other ones. I would like privacy.

We need walls! That’s how you know where to put your furniture! And if you take down all of the walls, where do you put your coat closet? No one ever thinks of the coats.

oh you mean a studio apartment? These tiny home owners typically have a LOT of smugness about how all they want is to be environmentally friendly, but it’s pretty well demonstrated that the most environmentally friendly thing you can do is live in a densely populated city, in an already existing apartment.

Agreed...I actually don’t like too much space because it creeps me out and I feel like I will buy more things than I need. That said, I definitely do not want to live in a 200 sq foot tiny house. My 690 sq foot one bedroom apartment is good for me!

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

omg THANK you, this has been bothering me for years! I watch these shows a lot and the only thing more horrifying than imagining people trying to have sex in those cramped lofts is when they’re tiny house hunting WITH. CHILDREN.

how many people do this with kids? As a choice, I mean.

The Toast covered this and it was HILARIOUS:

I think the charisma and confidence—that “hey baby, let me show you the ropes” vibe—probably makes her appealing to straight women (and queer ones too! I mean, hey, I dig it.) That said, I think Tasha or Alice would probably be more my type IRL.

Really? I’m not a lesbian and I find her crazy sexy. Definitely one of the few (if only) women in have ever been legitimately attracted too.

I know that it’s common in the south, but I still say going to church as a “date” is fucking weird.

I had the opposite experience as a teen. Most people thought I was older than I was. I think it was because I am fat and I was used too talking to adults.