There's no need for all that.

If she's generous enough to give me life, then she shouldn't be selfish enough to make me stay when I wanna leave.

I not like I don't see what's wrong, but I've seen how insane some stand-ups can get when their set gets disrupted.

No, but it would help me figure out where I stand on this whole situation.

Are we or our SO the one's doing the hypothetical infidelity?

Too late.

I've seen how irrationally angry stand-ups can get with hecklers. I'm just not entirely sure whether or not that woman being black had anything to do with the intensity of Lopez's reaction.

The Brand is Strong.

Hmm. I don't know where I stand on this one.

Well, if nothing else, the premise is something I've never seen before.

What, are you saying you don't want a completely privatized school system with no government or public oversight?

Idk if it's entirely fair to try to compare the situations. When you go to a strip club, it's with the understanding that everything there has to be paid for; that's a very different environment than real life.

Ijs, not every woman has the ability to do what some of these women do; I admire the spectacle.

Yep. People are surprisingly comfortable talking to me, for some reason.

If it keeps going like it's been going, we'll be talking about Bike Week in the past tense in a couple years.

A lot of them got some interesting stories.

Chik-fil-A is delicious.

Nothing wrong with showing appreciation for skills.

I was at a super bowl party with all the Atlanta fans. While they were all transfixed by the collapse, I was sliding over to smash on the jerk chicken and green beans. Thank you New England; Julian finna eat good this week.

My man, if you're so insistent that people are using the term "hotep" wrong, why don't you provide us with an explanation of what they are?