I did early voting last week. I'm past worrying about who's president at this point; I live in a Red State.

…I am having a hard time thinking that Lip would be so reckless and dumb that he thinks a single day of
not being noticed justifies stealing ten times as much, or that he
would be so stupid as to start awkwardly quizzing the cyber security guy
about if there were any breaches.

I had to live in Illinois before I found out just why so many people hate Cubs fans. I can only imagine how insufferable they must be now that their team has actually accomplished something.

I think my issue is I've never been cool with the idea of music being categorized as a competition or- worse- a "sport". The whole concept cheapens the art form, imo. I get that some degree of competitiveness is going to seep into the work because that's how people are. But the emphasis hip hop puts on being better…

This is not a man anyone who pays taxes should be taking advice from.

Nah. Mumble rap is all a take on late-period Gucci Mane. Even Chief Keef has said that one of his favorite rappers was Gucci.

I know, but it's an element of the genre that I've always hated, even back when I was a kid. I just can't enjoy this stuff.

This was a good episode but it didn't really feel like much of a finale, though I guess that was by design.

What competition? Rap beefs are just a bunch of posturing and childish d*ck measuring. And it's all pointless because since there's no way to objectively decide who "wins" or "loses" listeners just decide who's the victor based on who they like the most/who's popular. It's embarrassing to watch.

I don't begrudge anyone else enjoying beefs, but I genuinely hate the whole practice because it's all so childish.

ALL rap beef is lame.

I loved Darkwing's entrance monologues.

I remember I almost threw up when my mom told me she might have some polyps on her colon a couple of years ago.

Welp, I wasn't expecting that ending.

I've never hated a kid more than Zach. I sincerely hope that Fet beat severs his spine with a piece of rebar. I don't want him to die, I want him to live and suffer in a quadriplegic body. But FX isn't going to grant me that satisfaction, is it? No, it's just going to set up some bullshit, totally unearned…

If you're over 5' 9", you shouldn't try to have sex in a shower that small; you shouldn't try to have sex in a shower at all if you don't have a shower mat to keep you from slipping.

Drake and Taylor Swift dating you say?

But they have the power to direct the pop culture zeitgeist. If you're trying to finesse the world and keep the plebs distracted, that's going to come in handy.

What would a Black Illuminati look like, anyway?

Yeah, I would bum rushed out of that function.