It keeps me warm at night.

He's for people who equate energy and confusion with comedy.

It's all about perspective.
A year where we finish 3rd is a success for us. A year where you finish above Chelsea, Spurs, Man United and Man City but don't win the title is a failure for you.

Survival of the fittest, baby.

Yeah. I know it'd never actually work in the US, but I get so annoyed seeing franchises like, the Nets just tanking the season with no consequences.

The thing about relegation is that the teams that go down are, essentially, asset stripped for their best talent. And I don't just mean players; scouts, administrators, coaches, team physicians can all get poached. A relegated NFL team would not be able to keep many NFL caliber players.

Soccer's been my favorite sport since I saw World Cup 98' as a 9 year old. I didn't get into the EPL until 2007-08 (because my dorm had a fast internet connection and a roommate introduced me to streaming sites)- I picked Tottenham because 1) the ethos of the club appeals to me ("to dare is to do"); 2) former US…

Relegation would make American sports sooo much more interesting. The Browns would be in the Arena Football League.

The season hasn't even started and you're already down two center backs; lowering expectations early this year?

Since you've decided to cape for Chelsea, I- as a committed supporter of Tottenham Hotspur- am obligated to hate you, Panama.
Seriously; f**k you and your whole squad.

He did, like, four of them.

Frank Ocean is a figment of Tumblr's imagination;
Frank Ocean is what happens when the ghost of Richard Bruce possesses that one artsy kid in the projects who wants to be the Black Dereck Jarman;
Frank Ocean is a Milo Yiannopoulos wet dream;
Frank Ocean is what Jay Electronica would be if Jay Electronica had slightly…

Drake can live and prosper because the contemporary listening public has figured out something previous generations of hip-hop fans always liked to deny; this rap $ h it is NOT REAL.
It's like professional wrestling - you know it's a work, but that doesn't matter as long as it's entertaining.

None of those links provided any evidence to bolster your argument re: a matriarchal Black community. They majority of it was just theorizing about matriarchal societies that may have existed in the ancient world; hardly germane to the topic at hand. Modern theories regarding patriarchy aren't conjecture because…

"In matriarchies, women are the head of households.
— This is evident by the 72% single birth rate of children in the Black community.In matriarchies, men who father children don't tend to be active in their lives. Instead, a maternal male takes this role."

Meh. That's just the expression.

Okay, I'll bite.
What are these extant matriarchies? How is the Black community in particular matriarchal? Can you provide any concrete examples of any of this?

What, exactly, does the zoological phenomenon of matriarchal group structures in animals have to do with the human sociological issues associated with gender? This conversation is about people, not dwarf chimpanzees.

No, I very seriously considered the idea of the matriarchy for a time. And then I came to the conclusion that that idea is complete BS.

I've lost a friend or two.