I think part of it is that most men have had- or know somebody that has had- a situation where they thought they didn't have a shot with a woman but decided to go for it anyway and, for whatever reason, she decides to throw them some. It might be because she's h o r n y and doesn't find your face completely repellent;…

C'mon! Going by that paragraph with few spelling errors and good sentence structure, Jordan seems to be an intelligent man. He knows he's getting curved. Speaking as a man that has gotten the Heisman numerous times, you know when a woman just isn't interested. You can still ask her out anyway; the key is to not act…

Considering that the Venture Bros. has been running, off-and-on, for thirteen years, I think the show's not going to end until Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick get tired of it.

That's not Wayne. You just described Theophilus London.

Oh, that's nothing. Ask me my opinions on Ready to Die.

I don't know what you're talking about. There was no World Party album, because World Party didn't happen.

36 Chambers was good. Wu-Tang Forever; 2 CD's worth of material and the only tracks I remember are "Triumph", "Older Gods", and "Dog S h * t".
The W? Iron Flag? A Better Tomorrow? I mean, c'mon…do I really need to say anything other than diminishing returns?

I read somewhere that he doesn't perform songs from that album because, at the time of it's recording, he was at a really dark place in his life (hence the title) and doesn't want to be reminded of that period.

Goodie Mob's Soul Food and Still Standing are objectively better than any of Wu-Tang's group albums. Don't even try to deny it.

I know it's wrapped up in my own daddy issues, but the idea of having a kid really scares me. Is that normal or am I trippin?

I'd have actually been interested in seeing Kevin Gates in that conversation, if for no other reason than that I still can't get a read on that guy. I've heard him sound like a chex-positive feminist in one breath, before saying to some wild, capital "N" n * gga sh*t in the next sentence.

Wow…being a parent sounds horrifying!

Real talk, I'd be kind of afraid to mess with Rihanna.

Life would be the first 45 seconds of this video.

Welp, this post will in no way be controversial.

Yep. It's the latest chapter in IDW Publishing's mission to commit all of our ridiculous childhood fantasies into comic book form. Downside; the 1st issue is $4.99.

We Are Robin #9; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #55; Saga #34; Astonishing Ant-Man #5 are all on my pull list.

Personally, I don't see that as a problem with comic books; I see it as a problem with comic book fans. Character arcs would be able to have actual conclusions if the fanbase would allow it; the problem is, it typically doesn't.

The problem is that the relationship between Harley and the Joker has been done to death. From 1993 to 2012, with few interruptions, Harley Quinn was just a sidekick/punching bag. Her best moments and most memorable moments as a character were when she got to be out on her own.

Yeah, but the "perpetual victim" is just a one-note character. Beyond examining their victimization and looking at all the various ways the world can do horrible shit to them, there's really nothing to them. That makes pretty boring stories.