The takeaway is that in a year Trump has accomplished nothing of substance, is edging closer to jailtime every day, the feared surge of alt right taking over the globe did not happen, and has only emboldened progressive movements.

They thought they won that day. All they did was wake up a group that outnumbers them.…

Excuse me, but I am available for this job. I am 1/10986522480976643124th as offensive as Scott Disick and won’t leave the place in a shambles, either.

I’ve already been called a grandma once today, but it’s no Britney and Justin

#sponcon. Essentially the modern day equivalent of “so-and-so slept/ate/fucked/whatever here.” Have enough social media visibility, followers, and desperate businesses and you too can get your vacations/dinners/hair care/skin care/etc for free as long as you make glowing and properly tagged/handled social media posts…

I don’t know why they thought this would be a good idea. They had to know that the LA Times would say something, and it’s not that hard to predict that at least a couple other major papers would support them.

“Productive discussions with newly installed leadership.”

With Disney’s plans to buy 20th Century Fox now coming into public, this particular spat is indicative of the real danger of giving them even more power. It’s one thing to blacklist a critic for a particular review the critic wrote or because you have issues with how the other critic specifically acts.

Also, a font of style ideas, like around-the-eye orange liner. That feathered lizard is WORKINg it.

Vermin!

Martha is an absolute treasure and has the best life. I wish I was Martha, minus the awful jail stint.

Um. Holy shit.

I’ve seen those. I don’t know what snotfucker thought it was a funny idea, but they need a smack in the mouth.

I’m not sure how relevant this article this is (it’s about Youtube videos for kids) but it scared the living hell out of me:

Really weird messenger, but... agreed on the message.

Thank you for your service.

I want to send her an edible arrangement or some muffins

I could comfortably support myself and my two kids for the rest of our lives with that kind of money. Fucking ridiculous.

Les nessman is that you.

It’s not your daughter’s legal fees. It’s your legal fees for beating her.

One of the most absurd installments of 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me I’ve read in some time is Jesse James Decker’s