Unless there is a lot missing from her wiki page, Harris only posed nude for Playboy and appeared in a reality show on E!. Then designed swimwear.

Yeah, but it links their legacies together forever. He becomes a footnote on her wikipedia page, she becomes one on his. People who, maybe decades from now, visit her tomb will see his name next to hers and think “huh, so were they like, a thing?” It implies a connection they never had, that he was more legendary than…

But what a husk

Even in death, this fucker manages to skeeve another woman out with his selfish, inappropriate, fetishizing bullshit.

So gross. Marilyn’s life was full of creeps taking away her agency and they try to do it in death too.

TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth…

Joe DiMaggio beat her.

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

As someone trying to adopt, it’s way fucking harder to do that than to do IVF or use a surrogate. And then you have to make tough choices about what risks you’re going to take on...heroin-exposed baby? Grandma has schizophrenia? Mom screened positive for amphetamines but says she just took Sudafed?

I just want to say, thank you for titles dirt bag as dirt bag again. It’s probably been this way for awhile, but I just noticed today and am forever grateful. I hated missing out on the gossip but was so hesitant to click on a hedi and Spencer post thinking, “maybe it’s a dirt bag?”.

I’m going to need to see that video. Link please.

Given all the drug use, boozing, short term relationships and overall terrible choices, I’m not sure they’d be able to pass the most basic adoption interviews.

It’s probably her look. Hef had a crystallized idea of what a young woman should look like that is pretty dated now.

Man, Crystal Harris did not think about her five year plan.

So, Kourtney gets pregnant, and that’s all four horsemen, right?

Don’t tease! Where is the full video! Must watch now!!!

Precocious Pipsqueak Purloins Prince’s Popcorn

This isn’t even the full video. He does an adorable back and forth with her for a solid 30 seconds and omg I hate how cute I find it.

Do you know what this is from? I need to see whatever it is that is making that beautiful man cry.