The thing is that she can’t move to a country that would stretch her dollar, she has to stay here. Knowing how kids are, if they had to pick between staying at mom’s bungalow in the suburbs and dad’s many fabulous mansions, they’d spend all their time with dad. In no time at all, she’d essentially lose her kids.

Forget fertility issues, I’d be reacting that way because my just turned 20 year old sister got pregnant with some dude she dated for 2 months after being in a relationship with a pedophile for 4 years. 

Contraception is so outdated. Like from the Obama era.

I thought Kim has placenta accreta and that’s why she needed a surrogate, so she wouldn’t hemorrhage and die.

Yes, but what I find immensely disconcerting is that a cosmetic surgeon went ahead and did it.

Jimmy Kimmel deserves a lot of praise. And the democratic party deserves just as much ridicule for not being able to put out as compelling and compassionate resistance against this as the guy who got his big break on a show best known for girls in bikinis jumping on trampolines.

What I keep thinking about is Roe v. Wade. All these years later, those wily Republicans are still trying to find a way to deny women the right to chose what happens to their own bodies. I fear Obamacare isn’t going to be any different—even if it survives, they’re going to keep stewing over getting rid of it for the…

Their next natural step is QVC. The Property Brothers do it too. Maybe in three years, Chip can be the first one cut from Dancing with the Stars.

Rehab addict is SO MUCH BETTER than fixer upper!!

I swear, the Republicans’ determination to strip health care from millions of people has more lives than a slasher movie villain. They’re going to keep trying and trying until they pass it. I also find it sickening that a few Republicans are against it because it isn’t mean enough. But what do you expect from Ayn Rand…

I have Rehab addict and the new Trading Spaces for my DIY fix.

He looks like Lifetime Brand Dennis Quaid on the screengrab.

Jimmy Kimmel is a goddamn hero for this. He almost singlehandedly brought this awful measure to light and got people calling their reps. If Graham-Cassidy goes down, a good deal to the honor of that victory will be his.

Everyone’s real thought: Maybe they’re getting divorced.

Yes because becoming third party does one wonders

Is that a grown, adult man on the verge of tears because his plan to destroy the lives of millions of people has failed in the header image? If there was ever proof he was a psychopath, that’s it.

love that gif, at this point the enemy of our enemy is our friend so yeah #alliances

Honestly, I think Jimmy Kimmel should get a lot of credit for this one.

I’ve only seen a handful of movies that Idris Elba has been in, but I think I need to change that very quickly. That voice, holy cow.