Fabulous, thank you! I have got to work on my brow skills.

That is the kind of routine I’d like to hear about.

Ooh, thanks for the rec—that sounds right up my alley. Adding to my queue.

Dish! Was she as delightful IRL as she was on TV?

Of course it was Hildi. Nobody else had that level of contempt for homeowners.

She didn’t need help, but she’s definitely had some. No reason to pretend otherwise.

I feel you. I have a PALB-2 mutation, which puts me at high risk for breast and pancreatic cancer. I’m probably going to have a preventative mastectomy, mostly because my kids are still toddlers and I want do what’s in my power to be there for them for a long time. I’m not interested in twice a year screenings that…

Duh. This is why drug addiction is also now a serious problem—because it suddenly affects a bunch of middle class white people.

Emperor’s New Groove is the absolute pinnacle.

Honestly, if I only had my son I might think his neediness was a dynamic I’d set up. Parents (especially those of us who work hard to be “good” parents), tend to overestimate our influence on our kids.

Or you could recognize that all kids are different and it’s not necessarily a byproduct of parenting. I have two kids who could not be more different despite coming from the same gene pool and living in the same environment. My 3 year old daughter can entertain herself for hours and need nothing from anyone, while my…

Wait, I still hate Adam Levine.

Blech. I hate makeup that you have to apply with your fingers.

Blech. I hate makeup that you have to apply with your fingers.

To be fair, Brinkley has had TERRIBLE taste in men ever since she divorced Billy Joel.

I hope so. People can live a long time with a “functional” opioid problem though. It’s not like coke or meth where it fucks you up pretty quick. I’ve always liked him, so I sincerely hope he is doing well.

He had (hopefully past tense) a massive heroin problem for a while. My cousin was a stand-in on a lot of his films and they often had to shut down production because of his drug problems. But she said he was a genuinely nice person and always really liked him.

He is Bert the chimney sweep with a job.

“Unsolved Mysteries” is back! It’s streaming on Amazon Prime and I think they’ve updated the eps with any new information they have. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NBWXMY5/ref=cm_sw_r_an_am_at_ws_us?ie=UTF8

I have two young kids and everything about this story freaks me out. The abuse, the social network aspect, the repeated sharing, the obvious desensitization, all of it.

I think the Oxford comma would have helped clarify things here.