...as water is readily available on the Moon, asteroids, and other planets...

In my town, the city would just slap a big ass steel square on top of a hole like that. Also, doesn’t Arnie have a Humvee? I bet he wouldn’t even notice that hole.

As a Mac user, my favorite screensaver was Bill Gates cleaning my screen...

I’m not saying it’s the Mormons but....

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

What we have to consider is how many of the species listed under the ESA would have otherwise become extinct in the last few decades.

About the only unprocessed astronomy photo you will find is this one:

GOPox

When is the WHO going to finally get around to renaming it?

I recommend going with “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”

I just buy them yellow so I don't have to worry about them looking dirty. Duh.

Obligatory.

“Monistat?”

> Zendaya, who is present on behalf of the film Dune

“Rarely it doesn’t work, so that’s why I choose 100% failure by not getting the shot in the first place” really summarizes most americans’ brain rot.

I’ve never heard of an oil change mechanic suggesting longer intervals. Mine always lie and say it’s due before it’s actually due.

My experience in HOV lanes. I have a hybrid that was allowed to use VA/DC area HOV lanes as a solo driver. I had a 20 mile stretch of I-66 straight shot of single lane HOV so there wasn’t much of any cutting in front going on.

I dunno, the “leaving some space between traffic” on the 405 doesn’t seem that egregious; it’s far better than the folks who will floor it at the first sign of a space and then slam on the brakes when the inevitable stop comes. In fact, I generally try to drive with some “buffer” in stop and go, leaving a bit of space…

Get on Drag Race now. Ru likes a smooth tuck.