For sale: Corvette z06. Ran when parked.

Its like Herbie meets MrBean..

Obviously it was his speeding that caused the light to appear green. Stupid Doppler shift.

I love Nash Metropolitans. They're so cute that you just want to pinch their pudgy cheeks. I have to imagine that vintage air could provide an AC for it, and I'm sure you could put an aftermarket stereo in the glove box. As for cupholders, well, I'm in the camp that says they have no place in a car, but there are…

At that point trunk capacity is measured in dead hookers.

I really want to be able to exit a car like that. If I learned how to do that, it would probably be the only way I'd get out.

What about Doge Demuro

Needs to go on a Challenger in the NNS. It just has to.

OK, then. Back you go!

Samir, please listen!

As far as defensive driving goes, assuming someone else will do something (even something they should be doing) is a no-no, especially when it leaves you no out. There are a lot of drivers out there who do illogical things.

He's on a mission from god. I'd start looking in Chicago

Sealy, feel me, touchy wheelie.

What country's police vans are provided by Duplo?

Seems the Audi driver was frustrated that he'd spent a lot of money on a car that couldn't outrun a guy on a bike.

I hate to be the chart & graph equivalent of a grammar nazi, but nothing gets my goat worse than a graph without labeled axes and units. A legend would be nice, too.

Drive it like you parked it!