Kind of glad none of those folks grinned for their mugshots. I imagine there is some serious meth-mouth going on. That one woman sure has lived a rough 42 years.

“We strongly believe this case and others like it, including meat contamination...”

I was in the departmental office at the university and young woman who worked in the Watershed Ecology Center in our building was there with a stroller. I bent over to coo at the baby. When she pulled back the blanket, it was an opossum AND it was wearing a Dracula costume because it was Halloween. FML, I damned near…

That turtle was getting fed up by the end, lol. I nearly lost a toe to one of those snappers once. I just touched the back end of it with my toe and it jumped, spun, and lunged with its neck. It was probably at least a 50 lb turtle (as big as a trash can lid) and it came within an inch of getting me.

Some consequences - imagine that!

The Nazis fought hard and well, but that doesn’t mean we need to revere them or their flag.

That is how you can tell President Dipshit wrote it himself.

Go lovingly masturbate with you flag and leave the rest of us out of it.

You really need some Truck Nutz! You are in NC, after all. It’s either that or a Confederate flag, and you really don’t seem the flag type (thankfully.)

NASCAR without rednecks and racism? What does that even mean? I live in the deep heart of NASCAR country and they are one and the same. Virtually every pickup truck has a giant driver number, a rebel flag, Trump 2020 MAGA CHUD stickers, and Calvin pissing on Obama.

If something is unique, it is the only one of its kind. It is impossible to be more or most unique. Something either is unique or it is not. </pedantry>

Same here about 30 years ago, eating a chicken sandwich at McDonald’s. I was about to go yell at someone, when my tongue felt the missing cusp in a molar.

I am stunned that this can’t actually be blamed on rust, somehow.

Well, hello Mr. Ellison!

I want to give the grandma a big hug.

Jimmy Hoffa’s cars?

Been teaching physics for 30 years and torque and work are not the same thing, though they have the same units.

But wrong.

Sorry, but not correct. Torque has the same units as work (force x distance), but they are fundamentally different. That is why work is in Newtons x meters =Joules, but we leave torque as Newtons x meters. So, though work is Joules/s, it is NOT torque/s. Ref: I have been a physics prof for 30 years.

Sorry Jason, but you have a fundamental error in your explanation. A foot-pound is not the work needed to move a pound of matter a foot. It is the amount of work done on an object by a force of one pound which moves it one foot. HUGE difference here. The weight of the object is completely irrelevant. You could do a…