Vaping makes you look like a tool. Have some balls and light up a cigarette or joint.

Jesus, I have to fight the kids at the store to keep them from bagging milk.

In the long list of things to never say to a black person, right before, “No, you can’t have more napkins” you’ll find comparing us to a primate right up there.

Forget the bacon. Just put the good mater on white bread with Duke’s mayo and a light bit of salt. That is summer perfection and the highest appreciation of the tomato. Accept no substitute for Duke’s and I hope you are fortunate to get tomatoes grown in some good, red clay soil. Ummm!

If I were his insurance agent, I might not be so inclined to pay out.

Wait... she needs a lyrics teleprompter?

It’s like she is mainlining amphetamines.

She acts like a ferret who drank a whole pot of coffee to wash down a quintuple dose of amphetamines, followed up by a few lines of coke. WAAHHHHH! I get tired just watching 30 seconds of her! Jesus.

Ugh, they both suck pretty badly.

One of the lesser-known benefits of white privilege is that, at birth, Caucasian children are given an unabridged version of the wypipo thesaurus that contains, among other things, a boundless supply of euphemisms for the r-word.

Is there a switch you can flip to make it emit obnoxiously loud sound to “let people know you are there”?

There is another bridge on the same tracks with the same height just a short distance away, at Erwin Rd and Main St (at Sam’s Quik Shop/Blue Light.) I saw a couple of trucks get crunched there back in the 80s when I was in grad school at Duke. It actually is even BETTER than this one and should have a camera too. It…

RUN AWAY!

Super 8 should look far better than that. It is obviously, deliberately degraded in a video editor to make it look like poorly shot home video.

Michael, didn’t you willingly choose to live in Alabama? Talk about going into the belly of the beast. I guess SC wasn’t bad enough for you.

It is refreshing to see how poorly Liz Cheney is aging. I guess selling your soul to the Devil doesn’t always grant immortality.

That’s a liver just waiting to explode with cirrhosis!

I am sure Michael Harriot, being a native of SC, knows exactly why we call Myrtle Beach the “Redneck Riviera”. I am also a native and a resident and just get sick of the racist rednecks here. I was in Charleston yesterday, right at the tip of the Battery, where there is a statue commemorating Confederate soldiers. At…