Deep-fried chicken? Immediate disqualification for being the best. It has to be pan-fried in a large cast-iron skillet or it is out of the running. You must have never had any real fried chicken if you would ever consider deep-fried as the best.

Just in the last few months, a geologist at my university was showing me how he was doing repetitive calculations with a slide rule because he could get it done faster that way than with a calculator. Notably, he is 70+ years old....

“Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.” - Hunter S. Thompson

You do realize you are neutralizing a BASE, using an ACIC (vinegar/acetic acid), right??

You missed the most important ingredient! The only acceptable mayonnaise is DUKE’S. That is all.

Maybe it is Trump?

At first, I read the headline as saying it was Jimmy Savile. I guess that is about the only thing that could make it worse.

Brakes FFS, not breaks. Homophones are not that hard.

Good to see the correct mayo in an article! Really, the only mayo to those of us in SC.

He is playing dumb for the folks back home in KY. He has both a BS and an MS degree in engineering from MIT. Also likely suckling at the teat of big oil.

So, does she drink an entire pot of coffee every hour? How can someone be that “up” continuously??

Showa (昭和) literally means “shinning Japan.”

I had a roommate in college (way back in 1981-82) whose dad gave the college $2 million. He was such a bad student that even that didn’t prevent his failing out.

If you bought a car in 2016, why would you be buying another one now? Cars last way longer than that without major issues. How about continuing to drive that one and putting that $500/month in the bank and being able to buy one with cash in about 5 years? Your 2016 model will still only be 8 years old then, which is…

Professor Hand, you say? I guess Mr. Hand went back to finish up his degree after filming Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Good for him!

The best place to play in my town, especially on a Community Day, was a huge cemetery. It had about a dozen gyms and maybe 40 Pokestops. You could hit most of them while staying in your car. Some especially abusive assholes eventually ruined it for everyone and the owners of the cemetery got Niantic to remove every…

So, apparently this guy is blind. Can we somehow convince him that he is actually black, like Clayton Bigsbee? Just to screw with him?

Repairs are “effected”, not “affected”.

^Tammy

Defuse vs. diffuse: Learn the difference, Sophie, or risk looking silly.