Why are American trucks so ridiculously fucking huge now? Have truck buyer’s dicks been shrinking that much?

Oh Lordy, I just did a Google image search on this lawyer’s name. His “style” is consistently, umm, interesting and unique. I highly recommend this search!

Yeah, we really need to talk about the attorney’s “style”. That hair, that ‘stache, that collar, the collar pin (??), and just how many poly were killed for their ester to make the fabric for his suit. If we had set the time machine for just a few more years back, I think he would have been wearing an honest to god…

Is her second child named efghi? Easier to pronounce, at least.

I am on the faculty of a campus in the USC system. We were all offered the opportunity to get EIGHT FREE TICKETS:

How does tear gas “form”? I kind of thought it was released from a canister.

I remember my days on foreign study in France, back in 1979. The toilet just had a straight pipe down to the ground; you could see the gravel and ties passing underneath. I imagine U.S. trains were similar back in the day. The main WC rule was to never, ever use the facilities while the train was in the station. Sure,…

As a college prof, I can confirm that students today are about 35% awful. They text constantly in class, talk during lecture, surf the web, etc. I have moved to stand 3 feet from a texting student, stared directly at them, and ceased speaking for over a minute - they were so oblivious that they kept on texting the…

Gonna be that guy: It is a “chaise longue”, or long chair in french.

Enjoy your Beanie Baby Yeezys!

I guess I can feel better about my alma mater, little Furman University, only losing to Clemson 48 - 7 in Clemson’s home opener, eh?

Have you met the Jain religion?

Whoever did this study obviously never hit the drive-through at Hardee’s. You would grow old waiting for your food. At least around here, Wendy’s is astoundingly fast most of the time.

“...but we KNOW God does not make any mistakes!”

One thing I am absolutely sure of is that this doesn’t use “centrifugal force” to work. There is no such thing. It is a fictitious force, as I teach my physics students at the university every semester.

One thing I am absolutely sure of is that this doesn’t use “centrifugal force” to work. There is no such thing. It…

He is the personification of Humpty Dumpty:

They should add in how smoking amplifies the damage.

I believe that cashier was ready to hit the deck if hands started flying.

There’s a chant at Furman University, one that is led on occasion even by university presidents. It goes like this:

This is the proper response to a blobfish going for your face.