Don’t you have a gun to go masturbate with? It misses you.

I put a nice dent in the rear quarter of my first 1966 Chevelle when I backed into a wood stove while turning around in my buddy’s back yard (in about 1979.) Then, a few years later, I got hit by a garbage truck that started moving forward after backing past me. I had assumed it was going to keep going, so I pulled…

My kid was went to high school with Zion and he is genuinely a great kid.

My son graduated one year ahead of Zion at Spartanburg Day School. Zion was a really nice kid and I always pushed him to go to Duke, since it was my alma mater. It was amazing to watch him play against other small private schools, lol. He could have been a one man team against five and still won against most of them.

My son graduated one year ahead of Zion at Spartanburg Day School. Zion was a really nice kid and I always pushed him to go to Duke, since it was my alma mater. It was amazing to watch him play against other small private schools, lol. He could have been a one man team against five and still won against most of them.

I have a can opener that is designed to open cans that way. It doesn’t have the sharp cutter like a regular can opener. It actually is separating the glue joint that holds the lid onto the can and is not cutting anything at all. It looks like the posted video is from someone who managed to do the same thing with a…

She needs to try some of SC’s best ginger ale: http://www.blenheimgingerale.com

Are you sure his middle name isn’t HUGH? As in Hugh Janus?

On the plus side: Refreshes your Brazilian every time you take it off!

I always wonder how Chick-fil-a legally keeps its workforce so “white”. Here in SC, the workforce of every other fast food place is nearly 100% latino or African-american, but Chick-fil-a is way over 90% white.

Still too soon, dude.

Now in Bradford pear tree scent, for extra realism!

NO.

Back in grad school, my (future) wife had her roommate’s dog barf in the back seat of her VW Rabbit... after it had gorged on the turds in the cat box.

COTD material here.

“...Powell cannot afford the remaining $40,000 needed for room, board and other fees.” What? Is that for the full four years or something? If he already had $9k in hand and it is going to cost $40k more just for his freshman year at a regional campus, something is seriously out of whack.

The last name Laughter is pretty common in my area. Some folks have given up and changed the spelling to Lawter so people will pronounce it correctly, lol.

I live in SC, was born here, and know this must some sheltered guy if he was surprised at some white dude using that word.

Definitely Maurice’s. Fuck them even if they claim to be reformed today.