Three years ago, at age 52, I was diagnosed with what was described as the “worst case of Crohn’s Disease” they had ever seen by two different gastroenterologists. Sometimes, I would shit 30+ times/day. I was known to have to crap 6 or 7 times before I could even manage to get out of the bathroom at times. Then, I…

If you are going to be posting Chevelle Malibu pron, I am in with you, but I prefer a ‘66 like my daily driver:

If you were older, you would have enjoyed the blaxsploitation flicks in the ‘70s. No slaves there.

Next on Jezebel: Jewish columnist who is so over all those Nazi atrocity movies. More Woody Allen, STAT!

Better:

I saw somewhere that someone sent them a 50 gallon barrel of lube, so they should be good for now.

Please send ball gags too.

Insert Bag of Dicks here.

MacBook was stolen from the government agency. No way this douchebag has one.

You should pray it’s a dog on the plane with you. I could be this lady’s “emotional support turkey”. This really happened. Photos from the plane and airport:

Great idea, but they blew the logo ‘shop by forgetting to change it from “a” to “an” in the reflection.

“Ran when parked.”

“Turn your horn and beep.” - Dr. Doug

I wish I had photos, but you should see how the macho guys in Costa Rica try to show they are not wussies who willingly wear the mandatory helmet. You get the guys who sort of perch it on top or back of their head, but don’t actually pull it down. Or the ones who just put on a plastic construction-worker helmet or a…

99.5% of these will never touch grass, much less mud.

Daaayum.

Happens all the time at my university. At least IT no longer allows “out of office” messages to reply-all to themselves in infinite loops. Fuckers used to bring the campus network to its knees on a regular basis.

Come on down to rural SC and you can try it with a wild turkey. I have come wthin inches of them hitting like that.

Tyler- you’re never going to get that FOX “News” pundit invite if you keep talking so sanely.

How could the waterline be way down here?