Meesa looks like Jar Jar Binks!

That’s how you ‘Bama boys like it, eh?

Actually, this is relatively subtle compared to the Clemson fan cars we se every damned day here in Upstate SC.

‘Bama Gramma

I wonder if the BMW facility in SC requires employees to park like asshats?

How much do you reckon they paid people for their footage? Or, do you sign away the advertising rights when you post video using their software, etc?

I don’t think you get squids in SLC.

GFY.

My friend in a chair who has a ramp on her van that requires that space will track your ass down and sic the cops on you. She even tracked someone down who parked their car there and it turned out he was handicapped too! That didn’t make it ok and she ripped him a new one.

^their

“WAS AT A ‘FISTING PARTY’ AND HAS A SPIKEY RUBBER BALL THAT LIGHTS UP STUCK IN RECTUM.”

Baling wire - CHECK! Where is the chewing gum?

Winner! COTD!

I can see it is a BMW, but that is about it. Do you mean any particular BMW or all of them? Why not say what model instead of assuming everyone is in the “cool kids” crowd and know exactly which model you mean?

I think Piotr ran out of fucks to give before reaching the first turn.

British and ethnic are two words I never imagined seeing together.

That is a water heater. It would make no sense to heat hot water, since it would already be hot.

Oh, you mean hoses, not tubes. I was picturing these:

What is it about the word “billet” that gives a certain kind of guy an instant woody?

My only regret is that I can star you but once.