Somebody needs a good ass-kicking.

I hope you aren’t a smoker... one dropped cig and POOF! You are on fire (and not in a Springsteen-approve manner.)

I am pretty certain all dryers and washers specifically say NOT to put oil-contaminated clothes in them because of the fire risk.

Water-proof now?

Probably a little more trouble than the ones I have changed out on a ‘66 Chevelle. Back in the 80s, I replaced on on the side of the interstate in a short enough time to still make it to my sister’s senior music recital at a college 200 miles aways. I came in at the last second looking like a survivor of a grease…

That is some unsafe shit there!

You call that leaky? You should see my ‘66 Chevelle’s valve cover leaks.

You’re dripping, man!

More oil?

Oil?

I was hoping you meant you actually had the *inside* the garage when you talked about having all these cars in your garage. So, you are that guy, who keeps all the beaters out in the yard. I hope you neighbors are the tolerant sort. Please tell me none are up on blocks with the wheels off.

I have a complaint about the opposite. We have loads of kids who think it is Ultra Kewl to “murder out” their car, including the lights. The tail lights are bad enough, covered with such dark plastic they are invisible in the daytime and barely glowing visibly at night. Worse, a lot of them are starting to put dark…

I think it is a majority of people in SC, ranked as the most reckless drivers in the country. Probably 90+% of bro-dozers.

When I saw “ridiculous” aerodynamics, I thought it was going to be NASCAR truck racing bodies. Now that is moronic stuff there.

This doesn’t happen in a car that has been garaged except the last two years.

I still favor the 70’s Firebirds’s with the Screaming Chicken decals on the hood. Takes me back to my high school days.

You don’t grok torque, eh?

I love how they had a Le Mans start, lol.

Came for this comment. Not disappointed.

Do you have to “rip it” to hold with the e-brake?