I bet if it was COVID-15 he wouldn’t mind catching it at all.

These cocksuckers aren’t going to stop until they are forced to.

I tried to do a clever dig, but man. Fuck you John. Eat shit.

Psh it can’t be as bad as they say lemme check this ou.....oh. Damn.

I was expecting it to be a little more open to interpretation. But those sound clips are yikes. 

Stop doing slideshows you fucks

I’d take it a step further and say in this situation, I don’t think it even actually matters if this is real or not anyway. I don’t think anything tangibly changes either way.

In regular RDR2 I fondly remember taking out a group of kkk, capturing the leader, hogtieing him and throwing him on the back of my horse, took him to the train tracks, threw him on the ground positioned my horse so he shit on him then left him on the tracks till a train came. After he was run over by the train I put…

It doesn’t make me dumb, it makes you an obnoxious pedant who has dedicated too much of his life to simping for this shitty review of what looks to be a nice looking, fun-enough ARPG that is otherwise unremarkable.

I don’t know how to explain to you any clearer that we don’t actually think poorly of this game that you so clearly love. We think poorly of this review because it sucks.

Yeah, and the guy writing that review didn’t really seem to understand Diablo. Console Diablo has dodge rolling, and you will absolutely get wrecked if you’re not watching your placement and dodging appropriately. “This game requires you to think tactically, which I don’t think is a part of Diablo because I’ve only…

No, that was my low-effort shit-take. here’s the high-effort one. The one that an editor at a multimillion-dollar website should have done before they published this.

My problem is that he says the game is great, but never tells me why. And yeah, I DID read the whole review. It breaks down like this:
1. Intro paragraph…

I was reading all the nitpicking and moaning at the beginning of the review waiting for “...but none of that matters, because actually playing this dual-stick shooter is a REVELATION” but instead it’s “...but none of that matters, because if you stand on this balcony it’s VERY PRETTY.”

Dafuq? I obviously haven’t played…

This is so accurate! When my then-girlfriend was devouring the Outlander series, she insisted I try them. I was hesitant, due to the label of “Romance” printed in the dust jacket, but once I picked up the first one, I couldn’t put them down. There was ten times the amount of history and brutal war content than romance,…

“Dostoyevsky/Some other Great Author of Yore already wrote this and did it better” could probably be a good way to dismiss a lot of this garbage. I wouldn’t normally say that you needed to have a Crime and Punishment in you to deserve success as a writer, but a lot of shitty pretentious dude writers would be well…

Stop Staring at My Tits

You forgot the subtitle: Hunter S. Thompson is My Man Crush and I Will Copy Him and Call It An Homage When Accused of Plagiarism.

I have read all these books, most of them by Hemmingway.

For the top 10 bestselling female authors (who include Jane Austen and Margaret Atwood, as well as Danielle Steel and Jojo Moyes), only 19% of their readers are men and 81%, women. But for the top 10 bestselling male authors (who include Charles Dickens and JRR Tolkien, as well as Lee Child and Stephen King), the…