Are Valve done making games?

Dark Souls and then ... all the others. Mainly because after beating DS twice I knew deep down I’d never have the patience to commit to another game like that ... ever again? I tried Bloodborne and got as far as a weird level with three dudes about the same size as me (I know they didn’t resurrect and they looked a…

Destroy.

The fact that six of you felt the need the need to explain why regular grown ass adults need a warning that the hot coffee they ordered is hot, and to be careful that hot coffee contains coffee that is hot, is frankly an indictment on yourselves rather than me.

It was slow, but I also know how it ends (I don’t in fact know how it ends.) A long slow slog to everyone getting killed and Marston making it out alive with his wife and kid, while Arthur gets betrayed or whatever, crushed any possibility of me dumping the required amount of time in RDR2. Maybe I just dislike…

I was about to post the warning label on cups of coffee from McDonald’s (Liquid is HOT) or the warning on an iron that exhorts users not to iron a garment while wearing it, but honestly ... what’s the point?

I’m not sure there’s any advice that can get me through an Assassin’s Creed game (I was done at Brotherhood, though it’s my understanding that the pirate ship in Black Flag was cool) or Fallout 4 ... or Horizon Zero Dawn (the map looks like an Assassin’s Creed map ... see above) or Red Dead 2.

I’m not sure there’s any advice that can get me through an Assassin’s Creed game (I was done at Brotherhood, though it’s my understanding that the pirate ship in Black Flag was cool) or Fallout 4 ... or Horizon Zero Dawn (the map looks like an Assassin’s Creed map ... see above) or Red Dead 2.

Ha! The end of that game never made any sense to me! 

I’ve read this twice now and it’s a really strange piece.

God of War 2? Or is it 3?

So a sweeping round of “I guess so ...” with some added “But I’m probably not going to like it ...”

Obviously Witcher 3 is the high water mark for CDPR but everything about this game reminds me far more of Skyrim. For all the articles about inflated hype regarding this game, Cyberpunk 2077 generated hype the exact same way Skyrim did, with gameplay footage. From the first gameplay trailer this game has been selling…

Jesus. Nathan you are on an entirely different level. You write almost exclusively about Twitch and Cam Girls (and how in the blue fuck either of those things are even tangentially related to video games still blows my mind) and you take time out to shit all over a game you haven’t even played. A game that literally…

This sounds like the underlying plot of the Dune saga. Is anyone in the game named Kynes?

The plural of republican is republicans (or Republicans.) Jesus. The apostrophe makes the word possessive. I know that you got a blue squiggly line underneath this before you posted it. Why did you ignore it?  How do you expect to convince anyone that you’re right when you can’t figure out a fucking sentence?

Fuck that. I want a COD that actually IS Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers! I’d play the crap out of that.

Such a balancing act here. While I don’t, and cannot understand how anybody else with a functioning brain, gives a single shit about Twitch, I have a rule to instantly click on any article with any reference to Cyberpunk 2077. Hats off to you Nathan, this manages to be the only article about Cyberpunk 2077 I’ve…

Good grief. I played through the entire trilogy as a soldier twice, as an infiltrator, a sentinel and a vanguard twice. Five paragons and renegade. And I already know I’m going to buy this. WHY? 

This page is literally filled with people complaining simultaneously about the game being delayed and the devs working 100 hour weeks. It’s the exact same page as the ones about JK Rowling being transphobic, which were filled with people complaining that they wouldn’t buy the game unless they were told that the sole…