I know all sudden his looks started to go left. I am one year older than him and I had such a crush on him when he was a teenager. So I clearly remember the good times. He favoured his Mom's side of the family, but in a dashing masculine way. Then he started to morph into plain faced daddy. You are so right, hair…

New hair wouldn't bring back cute William. He was cute till 16, then the Windsor horse face genes kicked in; only poor Princess Anne got it worse.

His partial hair loss isn't NEARLY as aging as her horrible, horrible undereye liner. Oh my god that drives me NUTS.

Yes, he would be ridiculed. While men don't suffer the same discrimination regarding looks that women do, I think they do suffer the double-bind of "try but don't look like you're trying" that women suffer under. The deal seems to be that we're all supposed to be born beautiful, & reap all the social benefits of that…

I suspect for the reporters it's less showing up in a suit and more being told to wear a suit by British Royal Family.

I mean, with you in theory, but if I had to lug camera equipment and cables and what not around in a goddamn skirt, I'd be pissed too.

As well they should have. This is the time for African-American athletes to take a stand. Their children are just as much at risk as Michael Brown, et al.

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.

My favourite quote from the Simpsons is: "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." from S05E18, Burns's Heir. It's even been added to the Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations! Word to live by.

Similar story from my three year old daughter. She was playing in Rittenhouse Square park with a group of about 5 kids this past summer. Just running around the goat statue, digging up acorns and having a great time. Then they all gathered around in group about 10 yards away and got very quiet. We went to…

Seriously, let's all take a moment to appreciate the kid who is thankful for sharks. Why is he thankful for sharks? Because he likes 'em, that's why.

Ha! My goddaughter's reaction, when her parents told her that Jesus was always watching over her, was pure fear. "He's watching me right now?"

My friend once witnessed a little girl tell her mom, "I call people in wheelchairs ghosts because they're the closest to dying."

I'm sorry, but my friend wins for "Rylanton."

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

An old high school classmate (Facebook friend, but not a real friend) just named her daughter Kamryn.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

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