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It bugs the shit out of me when people can't be self-aware about what they don't know. Look, I'm not going to try to fix my own car, because I'll just fuck it up. There are professionals whose skills I respect who can fix that shit. If you're a celeb who wants to start a ~lifestyle site~, the best sign you've got a…

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You seem to be setting some very high standards for Blake. I was not aware that she had any talent. What are you expecting from Blake?

I am sorry but you are just making shit up! Where do you think purebreds come from? Cats have been domesticated for at least 10 thousand years. And all cats are the members of the same species. Feral cats are cats that have not been socialized (meaning being held, played with etc.) with humans at a young age. So, the…