He’s like “this pepper is for flavour and this one is for heat” and I’m like “nobody gives a shit”. Always with the peppers! And the goddam fucking grill. Grilling is the lamest form of cooking to watch. Let me just stick this thing on here and then cover it up and come back in a few and turn it and then it’s done.…

His most-popular show is literally just “oh, that thing you make really well? I can make it better. Let me come show your whole hometown how much better I, a professional chef am than you, an amateur” which leads me to 100% believe that he was the kid who was universally hated in school, not for being smart, but for…

I could be totally wrong in my assessment, but Bobby Flay strikes me as the guy who was far from popular growing up (not a bad thing!) but then became an arrogant fuck as soon as his Food Network stardom hit. There’s a lack of warmth in his demeanor on TV that puts him in the “I’d never want to hang out with that…

Nah, anyone who burns Bobby Flay like that is number one to me. Bobby Flay is THE WORST. Fuck off with your stupid fucking peppers, Flay.

Well, with Lance, it was cycling - a sport which I and at minimum 2 other Americans love to follow, at least on the european pro-tour-, where doping and investigating doping are each a cottage industry unto themselves. But even his story started with one allegation.
In the nfl, ped’s in general are something that…

It’s not that George sucks as a movie maker. He doesn’t. He’s made and is capable of making very good movies.

I have a “bikini body.” Because I have a body, and I put a bikini on it, full stop.

My mom had her last kid at 49. It certainly does happen. Wouldn’t want it to happen to me, personally, but it’s great for throwing in my mom’s face when she brings up grandchildren. Chill, mom, I have like 20 years left!

I got to visit the NCIS set when I was in college and he snuck up behind me and and my mom like Batman. He was very nice (it was super late so he could have been grumpy). He offered me a baby carrot. <3

Just because you went to Harvard doesn’t mean you’re smart or have sense.

Well I certainly can’t speak to your child and what possibilities sports may offer him, but I will have a very easy time pointing to my (unborn) child and saying “Look at me. Now look at your mother. All the hormones and drugs in the world aren’t going to get you to the top level of any sport. If you load up to the…

HgH being sent to an athlete’s wife is evidence. It isn’t “conviction beyond a reasonable doubt” in a court of law evidence, but it’s pretty easy to connect the dots.

To be fair, what passes for mainstream journalism in America is basically an episode of TRL. Otherwise, a liar, cheater, or some other brand of subhuman might accuse you of being...*shudder*...BIASED!!!

Your bar for “awesome” and “great” is perhaps the lowest ever witnessed in human history.

You are right. If it hadn’t been Manning’s wife, her story wouldn’t have been included. But it was Manning’s wife, so I fail to see the relevance of your alternate factual universe. She is reporting facts that, as of right now, are not contradicted. How does that translate to dishonest? It would be dishonest to say…

If you put peanut butter in his mouth, it looks like he’s talking.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

This is a complete outrage. I don’t know how we as Americans can stand for this.