Wow you sound like your parents were dreadful. I wish I could go back in time and raise you the right way. I am naturally good at raising children :)

This one is okay but I think my story is better tbh.

I always tell my boys to run to the bathroom without asking if they feel nauseous, because the teacher will understand and will appreciate that they didn’t puke or shit in class. I wish I could go back in time and give your parents some lessons so that you could have avoided mistakes like that :P

I was supposed to visit my friend after her daughter died, but I got this really bad cold and I felt so gross. She was crying over the phone about her fears, but I could barely listen because my whole face was sore. It wasn’t my finest day, although it was probably less unpleasant than if I had gone there and visited…

I like Rihanna's better. Looks like this Blurred Lines fiasco has set off a chain reaction.

That's a bit gross to be honest

I never realized how similar this show is to “blast from the past” with Brendan Fraser before. That was one of my favs when it came out

I doubt aliens would have to hide from us if they could already travel light years. They would show up prepared af

Wow

That’s awesome. I hope he isn’t as overrated in bed as he is in the field of music, however :P

I would love to see it. Mount Rushmore seems spectacular

It was a different time. I’ve become a lot more classy since then, although I acknowledge my past. I wouldn’t be where I am today, married to a lawyer with two amazing boys, if I didn’t learn how to be more thoughtful.

I kept most of the evidence when I was younger. I was dating this black guy and he was with a black woman at the time. I just wanted to remember all the details, because it was so interesting getting a peak into black America. There was no internet at the time, so I couldn’t just go on twitter or tumblr like now. It…

Like a system where they have a certain amount of each body type that needs to be represented.

They should do a quota system

Well I believe suicide itself should be legal, and it actually is where I live, so that point doesn’t resonate with me.

It shouldn't be illegal to suggest that someone do something that isn't illegal. It isn't illegal to restrict your eating, so to tell someone to restrict their eating shouldn't be illegal. I would never want my boys to become anorexic, since they are on the road to success at school and in life, but it still shouldn't…

I have no issue with pro Ana websites. This mommy state bs needs to go.

I think I remember that one

Been spending most our lives living in a gangstas paradise was my jam in the 90s