Eli used kneel. It’s not very effective.

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

“Can you hear me now?”

Potentially all of them!

You do know people will die in 2017 too, right?

Dikembe continued “From now on I will no longer be using e-mail, to prevent this from happening again. Who wants to text Mutombo?”

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

...went into a locked room and screamed into a pillow for 15 minutes...

Big deal. Penn State has had arcade games, trampolines, pony rides, and free candy in the locker room since the early 80's.

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

“Oh shit we forgot the mayor was coming tonight!”

I dunno assistant director Moppy is a good idea.

Perry Mason

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

Never Forget:

I remember all the goofy shenanigans I got in to in college....

His shot looks like a failed magician’s attempt to hype a crowd with his stage presence.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.