The best is the half hearted effort Jeff Petry does to try and help Palmieri out.

Looks like Palmieri paid

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Popovich went on to say, “OK, don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.” 

Tim Duncan has been pretty much non-existent for the Spurs this season, and they are still 18-5.

Chicago?

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Well, that was my point, but perhaps I was too sarcastic to be understood.

This is the opposite of the point of the post. I kept waiting for him to spit on your kid or something

Newt is the living embodiment of what stupid people think a smart person sounds like.

He’s thinking “When is the McRib coming back?”

Probably something like:

ex Vancouver Grizzly Blue Edwards lived a few blocks away from me growing up, but I had friends who lived on the same street as him. One night they woke up to the sound of Blue’s wife throwing his shit out of an upstairs window down to him on the driveway while yelling at him for cheating on her.

On the flipside, I shared an elevator with Gabriel Byrne and Ralph Fiennes in Toronto. They got on a couple floors after me and politely asked me if I could get out and catch the next one so they could finish their conversation. Happy to oblige!

On the flipside, I shared an elevator with Gabriel Byrne and Ralph Fiennes in Toronto. They got on a couple floors after me and politely asked me if I could get out and catch the next one so they could finish their conversation. Happy to oblige!

I hated The Importance of Being Earnest too. I preferred the one where he went to camp.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

They can fuck right off with that noise.

Best part of the story is you clarified that he was former Broncos QB John Elway.

I was 9 years old and in Mankato, Minn., for the Minnesota Vikings training camp. My dad prodded me to get some autographs from famous Vikings, including coach Bud Grant. Bud, who is something of a legend in Minnesota despite his 0-4 Superbowl record, carried a purple pen and would only sign his autograph with it. We…