GI Joe started again in 1982.

I have not heard that. Link?

Did they try having her play football, or talk about football? Maybe if she dressed as a football? Football is awesome.

Even still, not a gift for a fan of the original 80s film.

I think the Cyberdyne logo is from T2 as well. No Weyland-Yutani logo? How about Thulsa Doom's snake cult icon?

Isn't the Cyberdyne logo from T2 in 1991?

Robocop JUSTICE shirt Because you gotta represent for the one true RoboCop

How is the new Robocop [who looks like a Daft Punk prop] a good gift for an 80s fan? That's like giving a Star Wars fan a t-shirt with Hayden Chrsitensen on it.

It was a joke. Pick up a clue.

A sucker for buying bad product?

America has assigned blame. Look at the latest poll. Bipartisan pollsters have called them, independently of each other, "jaw dropping."

America has assigned blame. Look at the latest poll. Bipartisan pollsters have called them, independently of each other, "jaw dropping."

Incidentally, your reply posted like six times for some reason. The Kinja, it be broke.

Well, I didn't get into writing to do math. That's for sure. But I don't pretend to be writing hard sci-fi. If I have space colonies, they'll be pulp. Mostly I write near future stuff. I take technologies and run with them. My stuff might appeal to a fan of William Gibson, but probably not a fan of Arthur C. Clarke.

If…

I want to write for Kotaku. How do I accomplish this? You previously said you would accept a pitch. Where would be a good place to send one, sir? Thanks!

The dickwolves are legion throughout history.

Once the game allows access to all three lead characters—and for much but not all of the rest of the game—the player can press a button on their controller to produce a circle that shows portraits of the game's three leads. After one more input by the player to switch characters, the game's camera will suddenly be…

But perhaps you'd simply like to know how it compares to GTA IV, the previous Grand Theft Auto released way back in the spring of 2008. Fine. This new one is far better-looking on console even though it is running on the same hardware, has a more interesting and varied world, has better average mission quality, is…

I always thought that Walt dying alone in the hospital would be the best ending. His family has died or abandoned him. Perhaps he has his money, perhaps not. He's just alone and watching the morphine drip down the tube waiting to die.

I think the call to Marie might have telegraphed Hank's end, though it might be there…

Suffrage. I do not think this word means what you think it means.