Detroit River? Here’s his mugshot...

“You call me santimonious by criticizing my tone, but none of my content;”

I feel like I’m being a little less sanctimonious. Maybe 20% less. 

Some People: Make distasteful, copyright-infringing stickers of Calvin peeing on various things to make stupid statements about brand loyalties for their bro-trucks and questionably-modified cars. Do this for years.

Love it Torch, don’t let people bring you down by getting all upset over the “values” of a comic strip character. This is parody, and a good one at that!

This “car”, this series of articles, and possibly even Jalopnik, are parodies of the automotive press, establishment, and industry. If you are here for a serious review of the merits of a 1.1hp EV, I think you might want to try one of the EV fan boi sites or one of the dying automotive magazines. The Changli and Jason…

I’m curious how you were able to extract those two cents out of your pocket with your ass being so tight.

Weren’t you the one missing an obvious joke and satire, who then proceeded to write a santimonious pearl clutching essay?

That is kind of the point of the joke.

“300 lb-ft of torque can be pretty damn fast.”

“I know the tone I convey; it’s the tone of being fed up with an idiot who can’t allow another person to express a contrary opinion without attacking my validity to express that opinion. Why are you so threatened by my supposed “sanctimony”? If you’re like most idiots I come across in my day to day life, it’s…

“and anyone who thinks this is worth putting on their vehicle, to me, has signalled something about themselves to the world.

Your two cents was more like a buck fitty....

Woh.

Truck Nutz

I am glad they arrived and it worked, Jason!

They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?

Dam people, lighten the F**k up!

The general stickers are dumb. A sticker on a glorified golf cart, basically making fun of those very stickers, is harmless.

I didn’t say it was cheap, I said it was tacky.