No. 

That’s the Golden Eagle

Reminds me of monster trucks when they’re being transported

But where did they bury the survivors?

I know I should but I don’t actually hate that. 

Most of them are ugly as sin but this, with a little massaging to fix some of the proportions, is something I would consider buying.

Given their history, I’m expecting their next video to be 4 Ladas welded and drifting side by side.

At this point, wouldn’t be easier for you guys just to post a transcript of the video since that’s basically the amount of effort put into this article?

I’m at 505. 

No, its a two-stroke.

For an answer to that question you should check in with Cuba.

You can fairly cheaply add a train horn to almost any car if you feel like being a dick.

Every time I see someone in a Vibe, I just have an overwhelming sense of sadness for the person inside it. 

Rule #1 of HOA club: be a dick.

If it was a howling noise, your motor bearings are likely shot and it is living on borrowed time.

Nah, has to be John Travolta for Doc Antle. They’re so similar I feel like he’d barely have to act. 

I was amazed how cheap baby tigers are. My sister spent that much on a shitty Irish Doodle.

Probably because a new vehicle is easily replaced with a comparable unit. With an old vehicle in good shape, its unlikely a. that you will be able to find a comparable vehicle to replace it with and b. that you will receive a valuation from insurance that is equal to how you value the vehicle.